For All The Pet Lovers Among Us

Hi everyone. As many of you know, I am a pet lover. I am currently watching a friend’s two dogs..one is a two-year old puppy and the other a beloved 15-year old dog. Let me say..I’m on the same wave length as the one with extended longevity (another term for “old”..:) ). I forgot what it’s like to be around energy-filled puppies and I’m being reminded daily. Anyhow…

Here’s an article I came across about pets. I’ve had numerous requests for it. I did not write it, nor know the author’s name…but it’s good – so, here it is for all the pet lovers among us….Your daily chuckle….

Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary…..
8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm – Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary…
Day 983 of my captivity…

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am.  Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now…………….






3 thoughts on “For All The Pet Lovers Among Us”

  1. We are 2 Maltese dogs and that is one of the best things about being a dog. You get to have favorite things every day over and over and over and over! Like when you can’t wait to get in the car to go … and then can’t wait to get out and race around when you get home! Yippee. Love, your PaLs, LuLu and LoLLy. http://www.luluandlolly.com

  2. Thanks for your comment, Lulu and Lolly. 🙂
    I love your website, by the way. Good luck with your Road Trip Calendar fundraising!

  3. Dear Marie, thanks for your awesome support! Love, Your PaLs, LuLu and LoLLy! Also, good luck with the knee bizness. Personally we are not to fond of the vets. 🙂

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